We honestly have no idea what is happening in the design on this tank top, and truth be told, we were pretty baked when coming up with it. Some strange dog-like creature walking upright and eating a quintuple stacked ice cream cone in front of a rainbow makes absolutely zero sense. Or maybe it makes all the sense?? Either way, who cares... We like it because it's different. And that's why we like Philly - because Philly is not normal.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
- Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
